Den is a contagious hive mind who has somehow breached containment and is attempting to proliferate their queer literary progeny in respectable social circles. They have no credentials and should not have been allowed to get this far. We advise you to leave the infected area. We think they're multiplying. They appear to reproduce via some sort of self-replicating spore and we... don't feel so good, all of the sudden. Maybe we should go lay down, just for a minute.